Source – David Ortiz is either mixing metaphors or mixing breakfast.
The Red Sox slugger was asked Monday about Tom Brady’s reinstated suspension and came back with a baffling response.
“When you fight eggs with a rock, the eggs never win,” Ortiz told WEEI — possibly referring to a single player having to go up against the entire NFL.
SAY WHAT? I have no idea what that means but I absolutely love it. Fighting eggs with a rock, who thinks of that kind of genius stuff? This is more rational than anything the NFL has ever spewed. Papi just throwing words at the wall and hoping what sticks makes a decent sentence. I love it. Job well done Big Papi. Eggs never win, write that down folks.
Papi: “This is our F’ing egg”… It’s growing on me, this needs to be put onto a tee shirt, stat.