Look at the difference between Tom Brady from 2001 and just this past weekend, what a STUD. Truth be told, (most) men get better looking with age. Tom Brady is like a fine wine just getting more and more delicious with age and I am not afraid to admit it. He looks like he is on the set of Top Gun 2 or something, the new “Maverick” is hot AF. The shades, the scruff, the jacket.. It’s all there! 2001 Brady was just a flat out mess and that’s the direction my wife is afraid I am going.
I show this one image to the Mrs and what does she do? She immediately packs me a lunch that would satisfy most farm animals and rabbits. No chips, no snacks, no fun. She is clearly firing shots and I don’t like it. I need my 1,000 plus calorie lunch and I need it now. You can’t just starve someone like this, this is the second time she has taken actions into her hands like this and this is exactly how you start fights in a marriage. I can confirm that this time I did not grab her lunch by mistake. I need chips, I need cookies and I need a soda. Just a sandwich, bell peppers and a peach? This is how wars are started!
Here is what I am proposing to do, I am going to hit the Tom Brady diet pretty hard, starting next week, and see how it goes! I am going to log my days and talk about the experience while doing it, and of course my near death experiences while on it. If she wants me to look more like Maverick Tom Brady, then that’s what I’ll do. What baby wants, baby gets.
Here’s to one handsome NFL quarterback and RIP to delicious lunches.