I gotta be honest, this is something that I have never seen before nor thought I would ever blog about. A armed man in Oakland is currently on the loose and he is going around town spraying penises onto cars.
Man Armed with Rifle In Oakland Spray-Paints 'Graffiti' on Car
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) February 17, 2017
I have no idea what this guy is on, but I want some of it. My only question is, is he mad at automobiles or penises? I just don’t get it. The guy has to be on something and something good. I’m also going to go out on a limb and say this isn’t the first time this guy has done something like this, that is some high quality penis artistry.
Update: Boobs were whipped out