Just when you think you’ve heard it all, something like this drops in my lap.
Burger King restaurants are looking to cash in on the Valentines Day holiday by featuring ‘adult toys’ with their value meals for couples. The meal for couples 18+ will come with two Whoppers, two portions of french fries and two beers. In addition, each meal will come with a feather duster, a satin mask and a scalp massager.
The deal is only available in the country of Israel, but if successful, could make its way to the states in the future. Thank God, because nothing gets me in the mood like a Whopper and a scalp massager!
This is just baffling to me, first of all, who knew Burger Kings served beer. The only thing that would make this better is if they threw in the king mask to go with this. All I know is they better not be throwing in any toys with my kids value meal, I do not want to explain to my kids why a butt plug came with his ‘happy meal’.
If you are going to Burger King on Valentines Day, let’s be real, you’re dating the wrong person. Let this be a lesson. And if you want a 50 Shades of Grey starter kit, please don’t go to Burger King…