Sliced bread, electricity, the telephone. All great inventions made by mankind. But none of them top this. Introducing the Atlanta Falcons tissue dispenser that was spotted at the Georgia Aquarium reception desk this week.
— Jorge Cruz (@Jorgie83) March 30, 2017
How perfect is this, it is the ultimate gag choke gift. They probably come with 25 tissues just to remind you of each point they blew in their lead. The last quarter of the tissues should just have pictures of Tom Brady on them. I’m surprised to see any tissues left in this dispenser.
I love that it’s also in the design of a couch because that’s how the Falcon’s themselves will be watching the playoffs next year. When you have a meltdown this bad in the Super Bowl, you can pretty much expect a hangover the following year, just ask the Panthers once you put the tissues down.