Chalk this up under something I have never seen before.
The Texas Longhorns football coaches will be monitoring your urine. Longhorns head coach Tom Herman is taking things to a whole another level by having a chart of what your urine should look like on a regular basis and the more yellow you get, the further down the bench you slide:
Texas football coach Tom Herman said they consistently check the urine of players. Calls out players who are dehydrated in front of the team
— Anwar Richardson (@AnwarRichardson) April 12, 2017
Here’s the chart that is displayed in their bathrooms for the players to compare their urine to:
Went to take a leak in Moncrief and this was hanging above the toilet. Tom Herman's attention to detail is real 😳 pic.twitter.com/FoAMbkf56K
— Anwar Richardson (@AnwarRichardson) April 11, 2017
Not going to lie, I don’t think I’ve ever seen “bad guy” urine. Maybe after a real heavy night of drinking. I also find it funny that their school color is in the bad guy area. The next time my wife tells me I’m selfish, I’m just going to show her this chart to show her I don’t have “selfish urine”.
If you ain’t pissing clear, you ain’t a champion. Only in Texas do you see something like this…