I honestly didn’t know it was anatomically possible for one man to exude such raw and unadulterated sex appeal, Wilfork is a perfectly formed patty of 100% All American beef.
This video has also confirmed a couple of my suspicious about Vince Wilfork’s life. First, that he is just in a constant state of profusely sweating no matter the weather or activity. He is destined to be forever glazed with bodily moisture no matter the circumstances.
Second, that in the off-season his wardrobe consists solely of XXXL denim overalls. I imagine he has a walk in closet in that enormous house of his lined with hundreds of freshly pressed dungarees.
I can’t imagine how well a Wilfork BBQ joint would do over at Patriots Place, talk about a literal cash cow. Wilfork is currently mulling over his retirement, in between barbecue sessions, and while I love seeing the big guy play, I kind of hope he does retire so he can fully pursue his BBQ passion.
Also anyone know where I can get this bald eagle flotation device? It’s pretty vital to my summer plans-