After signing a 1 day contract with the Boston Celtics, Danny Ainge has miraculously flipped Pierce back to the Brooklyn Nets for 3 first round picks.
“Today, the gods smiled back down at us again” said Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov. “A broken down 39 year old forward is better than anything we can put on the court” Prokhorov continued.
Ainge figured Brooklyn was dumb enough to do the deal once, he tried it again and it worked. “At this point, were just going to keep doing this until they realize how silly they look, so we expect this to work for the next couple of decades” said Ainge.
If you haven’t figured out this is satire by now, I’m sorry for misleading you and getting your hopes up, BUT Brooklyn IS probably dumb enough to do this again 😂