— Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) July 17, 2017
This wouldn’t be the first time I get lost in Tom Brady’s eyes. This is so ridiculous I love it. Tom Brady has dominated every aspect of his life, and I keep thinking there’s nothing else for him to do. Then stuff like this happens. Tom Brady just took over the wheat industry. Farms will never be the same after this. It’s almost unfair. Like now if you don’t have a Tom Brady maze on your farm you’re a nobody.
Not to get too ahead of myself, but I think he just saved the farm industry. We always read about how agriculture is struggling, and local farms are getting pushed out by big businesses. Well here’s the solution. This is how you separate yourself from the competition. This corn looks so good I’m considering going vegan.
Tom has been putting defenses in mazes for almost 2 decades, so its nice to see that really come to life. I’m not against making a remake of the Shining with this maze, where all the AFC East defensive coordinators get cabin fever then eventually freeze in the Tom Brady maze. Maybe even mix in a scene of Belichick whispering “redrum” in a corner of the room.
Nonetheless, this will be a hot spot this fall that I might need a season pass for. Everything just keeps coming up Patriots. What did we do to deserve this?