Just when I thought these 28-3 jokes were totally played out and borderline cringe worthy, this guy comes in guns a blazing and totally redefines the entire Atlanta Falcons troll game.
The sunglasses, the swagger, and the ruthless mean mug towards the camera personifies the exact type of cold and calculated precision that helped the Patriots accomplish the greatest come back in Super Bowl history. Combine that with the total disregard for the look of pure panic in (presumably) his daughter eyes and this man has cemented his status as an absolute legend.
Though I do have to say that the most shocking thing about this photo is the guy in the back left rocking an Aeropostale t-shirt. If it weren’t for the Super Bowl 51 reference front and center, that Aeropostale shirt would of had me absolutely convinced that this photo was actually taken back in 2006. If you’re still wearing Aeropostale in 2017 you’re either a time traveler or you just don’t quite understand the concept of fashion. Or maybe I’m just being to harsh on this guy and his Abercrombie & Fitch polo was stuck in the wash.
Also, don’t think I didn’t notice the older women up front with the the water proof phone case around her neck. Total veteran move by this women, surely not her first rodeo on Splash Mountain. We could all learn a thing our two from her preparedness, couldn’t tell you how many IPhones have sunk to a watery grave at the hands of Splash Mountain.
— OffTheMonsterSports (@OTMSportsBOS) July 21, 2017