Al Franken, Minnesota’s junior United States Senator and former Saturday Night Live cast member, was at Vikings training camp in Mankato, Minn., on Friday, and he came bearing good news: He predicts that the Vikings will not only represent the NFC in Super Bowl LII, but they’ll beat Tom Brady and the Patriots for the organization’s first-ever Lombardi Trophy.Added bonus:
The Vikings will do it all in front of their fans. Super Bowl LII will be played in Minneapolis at U.S. Bank Stadium.
“I’d like to say that from one day of camp every year that, from my deep knowledge of football, I could tell you exactly how the season’s going to unfold,” Franken told the Pioneer Press’s Chris Tomasson. “And not only would I like to tell you, but I’m going to tell you that. I think (the Vikings will be the) first hosts of a Super Bowl in the Super Bowl.”
Franken explained that the Vikings will win it “because by then Brady, he will have lost it.”
I’m not sure what a junior US Senator is, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t take much intelligence to be one. Maybe that’s what they make you when you’ve lost all your marbles. Minnesota is a good young team, but they’re miles away from getting to a Super Bowl, let alone winning one. Although watching the Patriots smack down the home town Vikings in their own stadium excites me. That’s the equivalent of having sex with someone and making their partner watch. Cuck city.
The only way the Vikings win the Super Bowl, is if they hone in their skills on Madden 18. Not happening.