Drew Brees, who owns Jimmy John's franchises, is part of a group that signed on to develop up to 69 Dunkin Donuts in Louisiana.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 11, 2017
So the Patriots are playing the Saints this Sunday and Drew Brees just happens to decide that he is going to open exactly 69 Dunkin Donuts in Louisiana? If that isn’t some form of tactless psychological warfare then I don’t know what is. Rob Gronkowski’s Dunkin Donuts ads are his biggest cash cow and Gronk literally prays to the Lord of 69. It’s not just a number to Gronk, it’s a way of life.
Who knows how Brees’ manipulative business practices will affect the mind of Rob Gronkowski. The poor guy is going to have graphic images of ice coffees and Boston cream doughnuts down on the Bayou preforming lewd sexual acts. Imagine Gronk trying to run a seam route with that visual constantly running through his head. That type of competitive advantage simply effects the integrity of the game and if Roger Goodell had any backbone he’d suspend Drew Brees for Sunday’s game.
On a side note- I whole heartily believe that Dunkin Donuts is primary culprit for every child in Massachusetts not knowing that “donuts” is actually spelled “doughnuts”. Pretty earth shattering news when that truth bomb hits you in like 5th grade….or high school… or college…or when you send an an all staff email asking what kind of “donuts” your coworkers want for doughnut day and then your whole office thinks your illiterate.