Happy 42nd birthday to Patriots Defensive Coordinator and 3x Super Bowl Champion, Matt Patricia. Getting older can be tough, and it can’t be easy when you have to look at 40 year old Tom Brady reverse age like Benjamin Button every day. By the time Patricia turns 50, Brady is going to look like he just got drafted #199th in the 2025 Draft.
I wanted to use a picture of Matt Patricia looking happy for this birthday post, but unfortunately those are rather hard to come by. Patricia’s only superior in displaying a surly disposition is fittingly his mentor Bill Belichick. Even a Google search of “Matt Patricia happy” turned out to be a fruitless endeavor.
Regardless, I hope Patricia takes a least a ten minute break from trying to figure out how to fix the Patriots defense for their week two match up against the Saints to blow out his candles and make a birthday wish (ten more year of Brady or the demise of Roger Goodell would be two good ones).