I’ve got nothing but for respect for Bill O’Brien. He is one of the few people to get into a verbal spat with Tom Brady and not end up with his tail tucked between his legs like a whimpering dog. He managed to restore a level of class and accountability to the Penn State football program after the Jerry Sandusky tragedy. Most recently, he has turned the Houston Texans into a semi-respectable NFL franchise, making the playoffs in two of the last three seasons.
However, all of these accomplishments do not excuse the fact that Bill O’Brien has a massive hole in the middle of his chin. After watching a clip of him just now on SportsCenter, I couldn’t help but be frightened by this massive crater.
Not a chin dimple, a hole. A chin dimple does not travel to the earth’s core. What secrets does this anomaly hold? Is it a black hole to an alternate dimension? A dimension where DeShaun Watson can lead the Texans to the promise land? If so, that could compromise the integrity of the game and deserves an in depth investigation by Roger Gooddell.
Some advice to Bill, if you ever intend to get some cosmetic surgery done to fill the divot in your face. Just ask for the Tom Brady-
Now that’s a chin dimple that looks like it was carved from marble by Michelangelo himself. If Bill doesn’t want to go under the knife, may I suggest growing a beard? They are very in right now, just ask Matt Patricia.