Here I am just taking in victory Monday and this comes across my screen. My penis has never been more confused in its life.
Here’s a picture from last night’s Patriots game vs the Broncos and Tom Brady is sporting a beautiful Kardashian style booty and I just don’t know what to think. Is this even real? Is Tom extra pliable and extra thicc? My god that thing is incredible. I don’t know how to say this Tom, but I want to be on you.
I knew I loved me some Tom Brady, but here I was thinking I had it out for his athletic abilities. Today I learned that I could totally be a switch hitter with that man. My love has reached levels that’s I’ve never felt before. I don’t know how to explain this blog to my wife, but it felt so right…
Credit to r/Patriots for this voluptuous picture