We're throwing a Boston Teal Party this Saturday night with @budlight!
— z-#Sacksonville (@Jaguars) January 19, 2018
So Game On, a bar located literally right down the street from FENWAY PARK, is hosting a Boston Tea Party themed gathering for Jaguar fans this Saturday night…..Sam Adams and Paul Revere must be spinning in their graves.
The Sons of Liberty didn’t dress up as Native Americans and dump a bunch of tea into Boston Harbor to celebrate a bunch of ugly jersey wearing, Blake Bortles worshiping Jaguar fans. They did it to honor the coming of our future lord and savior Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr…….and because of taxes or something.
Regardless, it is an absolute abomination that any establishment within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts would dedicate a space for Jaguar fans to congregate, especially on the eve of the AFC Championship game.
As we speak, Tom Brady’s right thumb is literally dangling by a thread and Alex Guerrero is using any sticky substance he can find to get Brady’s digit securely attached to his hand.
Game On is a stones throw from where I live and I am so outraged that I may actually march down there tomorrow night and give that establishment a peace of my mind, maybe even organize a protest if I’m feeling ambitious.
Some may call me crazy, but I am simply a man trying to do my job….though I can’t promise that I won’t tar and feather some Jags fans.