— NESN (@NESN) January 9, 2018
WE’RE. ON. TO. TENNESSEE.
Those four words just simultaneously murdered Seth Wickersham, ESPN, and any other crooked media member who was cashing in on page views because of this manufactured Brady, Belichick, and Kraft drama.
When Bill Belichick declares “We’re on to (insert team name here)” he is metaphorically building an impenetrable 700 foot tall wall made out of solid ice to keep all outside drama and noise away from his football team. The only thing taking that thing down is a zombified ice dragon and we all know those went extinct during World War II (thanks Hitler) .
What Bill is doing here is basically equivalent to Tom Brady’s Instagram post from yesterday declaring “I am the storm”. In other words, psycho mode has been officially been engaged by both Brady and Belichick. Marcus Mariota is probably wetting the bed that he religiously makes every day.
Though infinite respect for any reporter that would of had the stones to use this line during the press conference-
-Bill Belichick: “We’re on to Tennessee”
-Reporter with ginormous gonads: “We’ll Bill, you’re the only ten I see (winks seductively).”