Tom Brady missed his regularly scheduled press conference today because he was visiting with the Patriots medical staff.
It was later reported that Tom is dealing with some sort of hand injury. It seems like we cracked the code. OBVIOUSLY Tom was just getting his 6th finger attached to make room for all those rings on one hand in preparation for Super Bowl 52.
“You always gotta think ahead so I went ahead and got this taken care of, no reason to worry. We’re on to Jacksonville”.
See! It all makes sense now, he’s not dealing with an injury, he’s just getting ready to raise that next Lombardi. Better grip. These guys wanna trash talk with words, Tom out here making changes to his body, hows that for trash talking…