Time for weather and standing by we’ve got Rob Gronkowski on the scene in Minnesota
Gronk, what’s the latest? pic.twitter.com/Uqnkvuu2vV
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) January 30, 2018
You know, if this were a video of any other homo sapien on planet Earth, besides Rob Gronkowski, I would be utterly convinced that their brain had been tossed into a blender, along with some protein powder and almond milk, to create a nutritional breakfast smoothie for Tom Brady that promotes mental sharpness.
With the knowledge that this is Rob Gronkowski, I can confidently say that Gronk’s previously concussed brain is now firing on all cylinders. That’s because this video proves two very important facts, that Gronk knows where he is (Minneapolis) and that the current temperature is (freezy, freezy). Those are two factually correct statements, and after reviewing the NFL’s official concussion protocol, it states, and I quote-
“A player may be cleared to resume play once they are able to accurately answer two personal I.D questions (e.g Name or Birthdate) or provide two facts about their current surroundings.”
In other words, Gronk is officially cleared for Super Bowl 52. You heard it here first.