Satire– In episode 3 of Tom vs. Time we got a behind the scenes look at a groundbreaking reverse aging process that Tom Brady and Alex Guerrero have been crafting to help prolong Brady’s playing career-
Nothing to see here, just Tom Brady locking lips with his son pic.twitter.com/gv4ysjLfs9
— Laces Out (@LacesOutShow) February 1, 2018
While many media pundits chalked this scene up to Brady simply sharing a tender moment with his son, I knew their had to be more behind this prolonged kiss between Tom and his son.
While on radio row at the Mall of America in Minnesota recording our highly rated Podcast Two Guys and a Mouse, I caught up with Alex Guerrero to discuss Tom’s controversial age reversal process. Here’s what Guerrero has to say-
“Well what we are doing here is really ground breaking stuff. The crux of the TB12 Method relies on a three prong approach and while everyone knows about the first two prongs involving pliability and Tom’s strict diet, it’s really the third prong that we are most excited about.
This third prong involves an ancient Mayan reverse aging process that Tom has been working on perfecting for several years now. The process consists on Tom literally inhaling the youth from his children through mouth to mouth contact.
Now I know this may seem potentially harmful to those unfamiliar with the technique, but I can assure you that the transfer of youth does not cause any dramatic damage to Tom’s children.
Through quick 5-10 second lip to lip contact, Tom is literally inhaling a tremendous amount of vigor, energy, and youthfulness into his body, which will hopefully allow Tom to preform at an elite level well into his late forties.”