I’m not lying when I say my jaw literally dropped to the floor when I saw this. I mean I’ve heard the stories about Tom Brady’s beer chugging abilities, before the TB12 Method days of course, but I never thought he was this elite.
I suppose when you drink 32 gallons of water a day you get pretty good at engulfing liquids down your gullet. I also suppose that when you’re the GOAT and are put in any sort of competitive position, you develop the uncontrollable desire to crush your opponent like the worthless insect that they are.
I’ve also been reviewing this video like the Zapbruder film, and I’ve noticed that Tom’s beer clearly has a much more amber color than Stephen’s, so in my mind I’d like to think that Tommy was inhaling a heavy ass IPA, while Stephen was just trying to throw down a bud light without embarrassing himself.
Though, regardless of the situation, no shame on Stephen Colbert, dude is like the nerdiest 50 year old dad ever and he put that beer down in a pretty respectable time.