This offseason the Patriots suffered a pretty emotionally devastating loss when the stunningly handsome Danny Amendola signed with the Miami Dolphins. Sure Danny’s kind smile, strong jawline, rock hard abs, and perfectly manicured scruff will leave all of our lives a little less bright, but in his absence the Patriots also loss an extremely clutch receiver who always seemed to deliver when called upon.
Well folks, sometimes when you lose a slot receiver of Amendola’s handsomeness, the only solution is to replace him by drafting an equally handsome slot receiver in University of Miami’s WR Braxton Berrios in the 6th round.
Now I know what you’re thinking, “Ryan, how could this Braxton Berrios possible match up to the steamy hot aesthetic of Danny Amendola?”.
Well they say a picture is worth a thousand words, so here’s my 4,000 word essay that is sure to leave you hot and bothered.
If you’re felling a little dizzy that’s OK, Braxton’s devilish good looks tend to have that affect on people. I’ve blacked out three times while searching Google for images to use for this article.
Ok so I believe we have firmly established Braxton’s status of elite handsomeness, but let’s talk about why he’s the perfect fit as the Patriots next great late round hidden gem. First, he’s a scrappy, undersized (5’9) slot receiver who has a penchant for making big plays (9 TD’s his Senior season). He’s also an explosive punt returner averaging 15.9 yards per return last season and was know for his laser focus and toughness during his time in Miami. Hell, his NFL.com even named Danny Amendola as his NFL comparison-
If that isn’t fate, then I don’t know what is.