You know when you’re running 26.2 miles in a brisk 35 degree monsoon, you have to stay hydrated.
Sure a majority of runners opt for water, Gatorade, or even just stick their tongues out to catch some droplets of frozen rain to quench their thirst.
However, Randy Canada is not a majority of runners. A man of Randy’s pedigree demands a crisp and refreshing beverage that lets the thousands of other runners around him know that he’s up for whatever.
Maybe after the race Randy plans to keep the party going at whatever drinking establishment is closest to the finish line. Or maybe he plans to bang a U-turn and head back up north to his homeland of Canada to chop some firewood and wrestle a moose.
Whatever is on Randy’s agenda, he knows he has to finish this race first, and an ice cold Bud Light is the only nourishment that’s gonna to get him there.
I also wouldn’t be surprised if this is Randy’s 26 Bud Light during the race either, if anyone could keep up a beer a mile pace it’s him.