This is absolutely hysterical and I don’t know if these guys did it on purpose because they were near a microphone, or if Fox is so bad, they didn’t even realize their microphones picked up this conversation.
During the 2nd round of the US Open on Friday, the TV broadcast picked up two men talking about their sex life and it was hysterical (We transcribe below):
The funniest part of all of this is that Joe Buck seemed to stop his conversation to listen in on Patrick Reed and his caddie discussing their shot, but instead, all of the world was informed of what this guy did with his girl. Fox has the mic’s turned up to 69 this week and sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to make the broadcast more interesting. I suggest we drop Joe Buck and just let these two guys talk the rest of the weekend.
This is what we got after listening closely:
“Yeah if I would… that was my Ex.
That’s when I, f*ck, we were f*cking so hard and I head-butted her in the head. In the eye.
And I, smacked that b*tch around a little
-Yeah, what (….) you call it?
No, straight up. Like, we went, kinda gave up the lotus position, I was laying down, she was on top, and then I sat up…” —
Sounds like he’s actually explaining how the head-butt was an accident when he sat up.