— Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) July 9, 2018
Very concerning situation over at the Brady estate in Brookline MA. The above video clearly shows a lethargic Tom Brady barely avoiding the the clutches of an unidentified youth nipping at his heels.
Now, it is nearly impossible to identify who this child is or how he managed to sneak past Alex Guerrero’s all seeing eyes to get into the Brady estate, so it’s best not to speculate.
However, if I were to speculate, I’d guess that this youth is likely one of the notorious Brookline street urchins who are infamous for running amok through their town’s perfectly landscaped streets. This, likely orphaned, child was probably in the process of ransacking the Brady household of all their gluten free-non GMO-organic porridge, when the clearly violent and potentially crazed youth decided to attack the 40 year old quarterback.
Regardless of this surly youth’s identity, as I believe context is absolutely irrelevant in this scenario, the main take away here is that Tom Brady has clearly lost a step or two during this tumultuous offseason. We all heard the hubbub involving Brady skipping a majority of offseason team activities and just this past week it is “more probable than not” that Brady was drinking alcoholic beverages,
which I believe chapter seven of the TB12 Method refers to as “injecting the devils nectar”. Now, I’m not saying Brady is going to fall off a cliff next season, but I think if fair to say that we should all be very concerned.