As we continue to grow, I am finding more and more often that I’m having to remind people that I (Andrew Tomasi) am NOT John Tomase, that mess over at WEEI. I’m finding in the comment section at least 3 times/week, people attacking me for being the “disgraced host on WEEI”.
Tonight, it happened again. I’m sitting down eating, minding my own business enjoying a Thursday night, then my phone goes off. I open it up, and some lady is lambasting me because she thinks I’m John Tomase.
I don’t know how people can confuse me with John. I’m handsome, I have a jaw line, and I’ve seen my penis in the last 5 years. John is gross, disgusting, and looks like he should be working at Gamestop, or co-starring as honey boo-boos older brother.
I don’t know what I did to deserve this, I don’t know who I pissed off in a prior life, but John is making my life miserable. It’s about time I send him a cease and desist and tell him to get the hell out of town. He’s tarnishing my legacy. He needs to go, there’s only room for one Tomasi(e) in Boston. It’s bad enough people think I’m related to him, but it’s even worse that people think that I AM him. I am proposing that John and I fight to the death and settle this once and for all.